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PostSubject: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeSun Jun 09, 2013 10:46 pm

Okay, this game sounds really fun and it should be really easy! All you have to do is be creative and let's see what you all come up with!

WHAT YOU DO: State an attack! Any sort of attack from playground to nuclear - I don't care what it is! The next poster must explain how they survived [No just saying 'I dodged it'!] and then they must set up an attack for the next poster!

LAST ONE ALIVE WINS! -cackles-

Ahem.

I shall go first!

I throw a grenade!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeSun Jun 09, 2013 11:43 pm

I catch the grenade in my hand, shrug and eat it. My belly puffs out, and I belch a little comical puff of smoke.

I see someone running in the distance, and I throw a hail of shirukens.
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeSun Jun 09, 2013 11:50 pm

I pull out my titanium umbrella and watch the hail fail!

I send an army of slugs after the next opponent!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeMon Jun 10, 2013 10:21 am

I draw a circle of salt around myself.

I chuck the salt container at the next person.
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeMon Jun 10, 2013 1:28 pm

I hold up a plate of fries to catch the salt.

I throw math homework at the next combatant.
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeMon Jun 10, 2013 4:42 pm

I slice the math homework down with sharpened calculators!

I pelt dirty diapers!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeMon Jun 10, 2013 5:10 pm

I duck behind toilet.

I throw a Kazama style 5 hit combo!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeMon Jun 10, 2013 8:10 pm

I turn off my laptop, rendering the attack useless!

I throw Goku!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeMon Jun 10, 2013 8:14 pm

I attempt to catch him but his sexiness overwhelmed me that I screamed so loud his ears burst and he became deaf and ran away because who wants to date a deaf Goku like seriously?

I slip poison in the drink!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeMon Jun 10, 2013 8:41 pm

... xD

I pour the drink down the next person's throat instead!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeMon Jun 10, 2013 10:32 pm

I eat some walnuts and some sardines, drink some ginger beer and use a portable defibrillator to give myself a big shock, stimulating the inhibited enzymes into reversal, curing myself of the poison.

The poison exits my mouth as a big puff of smoke and flies toward the next person.
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeMon Jun 10, 2013 10:54 pm

I wear a gas mask like a fucking creepy badass!

I start spraying mustard gas everywhere!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeMon Jun 10, 2013 10:57 pm

I go into the future where warcraft doesn't involve such trivial tactics as mustard gas. :/

I plant a time mine in front of the door!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeMon Jun 10, 2013 11:01 pm

I blow up the time mine with a bob-omb >:]

I follow up my destruction of the mine with an army of angry Yoshis!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeTue Jun 11, 2013 12:30 pm

I throw apples, distracting the also hungry Yoshis.

I poke holes in voodoo globes!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeTue Jun 11, 2013 5:48 pm

I throw a blanket over it.

I attack with an army of floating swords.
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeTue Jun 11, 2013 8:49 pm

I become one with the floor!

I send a flock of coconut-wielding swallows!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeTue Jun 11, 2013 9:25 pm

African or European?

I summon the Rodents of Unusual Size!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeTue Jun 11, 2013 9:49 pm

African!

I watch the summoning and dub it useless!

I throw murderous glitter everywhere!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeTue Jun 11, 2013 10:36 pm

It burns within my deathly presence.

I summon a swarm of locusts.
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeTue Jun 11, 2013 11:23 pm

I put a large bell jar over Juku so that he may make better friends with his locusts!

I unleash Honey Boo Boo on you all!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 12, 2013 12:56 am

I scoff at her ridiculousness and explain to her how she represents 1/3 of what's wrong with America.

I teleport the next combatant into The Crucible to fight the Avatar of Corruption.
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 12, 2013 7:49 pm

I convince them all that I am a witch, and I take over the world!


I stab the next person with a glass of milk!
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 12, 2013 7:54 pm

I use that milk to soften the cookies I'm about to eat.


I summon an army of angry cats.
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PostSubject: Re: Survive the Attack!   Survive the Attack! I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 12, 2013 7:57 pm

I summon Crazy Cat Lady, level 9001, and she absorbs all of the cats before rolling away with a self-satisfied cackle!


I charge the next person with a tank!
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